Spyder
11-19-2006, 04:15 AM
goddamn best...lead+DH+me were all laughing so hard our stomachs hurt. fuckin tooth man...FUCKIN TOOTH. long read but pretty much worth it (I cut out the beginning wherez it was funny but not relating to the rest of it that is comic gold...)
11:46:48 PM Tooth - i wish pizza guys would just walk in to ur room with the pizza, i really cbf ruining my porn or game to have to get up to open the door
11:46:55 PM Lead - was a woman, no head to give .trik
11:47:05 PM DarkHorizon - LOL would u really want a guy to walk in on u jacking off and just hand u ur pizza
11:47:06 PM Lead - lol cbf
11:47:11 PM Lead - want a placemat too faggot
11:47:30 PM Spyder - lolol @ pizza man purposely not taking the tip from totlz ;L
11:47:31 PM Lead - just put a oversized mailbox door bs on your bedroom window
11:47:38 PM Tooth - do u know how goddamn aggrivating it is to answer the goddamn door when ur hungry.ma
11:47:44 PM DarkHorizon - no ..s
11:47:45 PM Lead - no
11:47:48 PM DarkHorizon - why is that aggrivating ..s
11:47:50 PM Lead - cause your hungry and its food you slug
11:47:59 PM DarkHorizon - should be like the moment of happiness
11:48:02 PM Spyder - should be a delight fatfuck.
11:48:05 PM Spyder - ^
11:48:06 PM DarkHorizon - ^
11:48:08 PM Lead - probably want to be hand fed
11:48:12 PM Tooth - becauwse last thing i want to do is get up , i just wanna continue doing what im doing and have food in front of me.ma
11:48:20 PM Spyder - being hungry :S
11:48:22 PM Spyder - wrls
11:48:42 PM DarkHorizon - u'd like them to liquify it and squeeze some into ur mouth so u dont even have to chew it wouldnt u :@
11:48:59 PM Tooth - if it was at all possible , yes :@
11:49:00 PM Lead - probably wishes he still had imbelical cord
11:49:07 PM Lead - too hook to IV
11:49:20 PM Lead - just sit around jacking off whilst food and booze pumped into him
11:49:44 PM DarkHorizon - get one of those lazy boys with the toilet inside
11:49:48 PM Tooth - LOL
11:49:52 PM DarkHorizon - sounds pretty nice come to think of it *Q
11:50:04 PM DarkHorizon - just play video gamez all day *dumb
11:50:04 PM Tooth - lol same , do they really have them :Q
11:50:17 PM DarkHorizon - nah i seen some joke thing like it
11:50:29 PM DarkHorizon - but u could prob do it urself!
11:50:33 PM DarkHorizon - wtih a little handy work!
11:51:08 PM Spyder - you already suck at putting two things together
11:51:11 PM Tooth - i spose u could just super glue a permanent tube from ur ass to an underground reservoir or osmething
11:51:31 PM DarkHorizon - drill a septic tank right below ur chair
11:52:11 PM Spyder - cbf if that tube got plugged, though
11:52:35 PM DarkHorizon - u could get a broom and just poke it with the handle till it became unclogged i figure
11:52:36 PM Tooth - have to build in an emergency release valve *Q
11:52:55 PM DarkHorizon - drop some draino down there (brb)
11:53:11 PM Spyder - you want to super glue it up your shitter, i doubt you'd think about as much of a convenience as a release valve.
11:53:22 PM DarkHorizon - lol my babysitter when i was little had her septic tank get clogged
11:53:34 PM DarkHorizon - i remember when she had the repair people over and they opened it up
11:53:44 PM DarkHorizon - was like a giant mound of shit covering the exit hole .trik
11:54:00 PM Tooth - i spose that would be a shitty business to be in *Q
11:54:10 PM DarkHorizon - i think so too *Q
11:54:19 PM DarkHorizon - cbf if u ever fell in
11:54:23 PM DarkHorizon - and no one was around
11:54:25 PM DarkHorizon - and u drowned
11:54:26 PM DarkHorizon - in shit
11:54:32 PM DarkHorizon - wouldn't be a good way to go *Q
11:54:32 PM Spyder - lol when i was little my dad and i were visiting my step-aunt and cousins. i had to go take a dump before the journey home...and well...a clogged toilet i did make. there was no fucking plunger and i had already whiped before realizing such a catastrophy had taken place, so i threw that wad in the trash bin and left.
11:54:44 PM Lead - lol cbf giant shit story out of left field atm
11:55:10 PM Spyder - i always avoided going to their house after that or even talking to them, fearing it would be brought up. it never was though.
11:55:27 PM Spyder - i suspect if i was at their house they would tell me their shitcan was broken.
11:55:27 PM DarkHorizon - giant shit story out of nowhere sounds like the story of how u were born imo
11:55:34 PM Tooth - lol its always a wrls affair when u see the water in the toilet not going down and there's nothing to drain it. It's a tough decision for a man to decide to stick his hand in there and pull out his own shit *Q
11:55:44 PM Spyder - ;L
11:55:51 PM Spyder - a decision i've never made. apparently you have totlz?
11:55:51 PM DarkHorizon - ..s
11:55:55 PM Lead - Dont figure id ever do that
11:55:59 PM Tooth - havnt we all :S
11:56:04 PM Lead - I convinced him to wipe his ass with a tampax once
11:56:10 PM DarkHorizon - tooth has made all kinds of decisions involving shit 99% of the population hasn't
11:56:22 PM Tooth - lol serious u guys never had to pull out your own shit to prevent a shit catastophe :S
11:56:22 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:27 PM Spyder - LOOOOL
11:56:31 PM Lead - lol no
11:56:36 PM Lead - always a plunger I haev
11:56:40 PM DarkHorizon - i've never shit my pants as an adult or shit in a paper towel so i could throw it in a dumpster
11:56:40 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:47 PM DarkHorizon - or pulled my own shit out of a toilet
11:57:05 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:06 PM Tooth - lol thats seriously pretty gay, its not like theres always a goddamn plunger just sitting there in teh bathroom :S
11:57:09 PM Lead - worst ive done is piss my pants in school once not because of bladder problems but because some teacher seriously wouldnt let me go no matter what
11:57:15 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:22 PM Spyder - lol pants pisser *moth
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - what bathroom do u go to that doesn't have a plunger somewhere .ma
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - plus
11:57:41 PM Spyder - lol goddamn it tooth
11:57:46 PM DarkHorizon - what did u do with the shit once u extracted it .ma
11:57:49 PM Lead - I like the toilets in commercial buldings
11:57:53 PM Lead - like you could flush a fucking brick
11:58:00 PM Lead - clean flush no matter whawt
11:58:06 PM Spyder - i would let the goddamn shit sit there whilst i go buy a goddamn plunger before resorting to such a solution *eek
11:58:09 PM Tooth - once I pulled it out and unclogged the hole it mushed up and i put it back in then washed my hands really good :S
11:58:13 PM Lead - TOFF
11:58:17 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:58:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL tooth ur so fucken gross
11:58:29 PM Lead - what you do is just turn off the goddamn water
11:58:30 PM DarkHorizon - did ur hands smell for a long time *Q
11:58:36 PM Lead - and it stops
11:59:00 PM Spyder - cbf i cant fucking stop laughing
11:59:02 PM Lead - you can turn the lever under the toilet or open the tank and pull up on the little arm that is connected to the chain
11:59:04 PM Lead - csloth
11:59:05 PM Tooth - tbh that has never crossed my mind to turn the water valve while shit was going to overflow in the next few seconds :S
11:59:18 PM Lead - cbf first instinct to reach in and grab your own goddamn rancid shit log
11:59:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:59:23 PM Lead - wrls pos
11:59:27 PM DarkHorizon - ya cbf that at all
11:59:35 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
11:59:35 PM Tooth - man when you pick up shit, no matter what kind of fruity soap you use that smell doesnt go away for days
11:59:36 PM Spyder - it over overflows when you flush it twice ;L
11:59:39 PM Lead - how the hell does that make it to be Plan A
11:59:45 PM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth u really are a stupid disgusting motherfucker *Q
11:59:56 PM Tooth - wtf :S
12:00:11 AM Tooth - how could ur first instinct not be, to pull the shit out, since the shit is the problem :S
12:00:14 AM Spyder - cbf my stomach fucking hurts laughing so hard atm
12:00:18 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:00:18 AM Spyder - cant see a goddamn thing atm
12:00:28 AM Lead - cbf tears atm
12:00:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL wtf man how can u even question that .ma
12:00:40 AM DarkHorizon - lol man totoh wtf is wrong with u
12:00:43 AM Lead - it should be first instinct to never touch shit at all
12:00:46 AM Lead - thats why its called shit
12:00:51 AM DarkHorizon - cbf u think its perfectly reasonable to think that as first response .ma
12:00:54 AM DarkHorizon - and infact
12:01:02 AM DarkHorizon - are goddamn dumbfounded to toher poeple not thinking the same
12:01:12 AM Tooth - would u rather pull the shit out with ur hands or have it overflow the goddamn bathroom and have the whole house smell like shit and have to mop it up :S
12:01:21 AM Lead - yeah cbf think that everyone else would dive right into that without hesitation
12:01:27 AM Lead - :@
12:01:29 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather leave and never come back to the place im at *Q
12:01:31 AM Lead - I said you can turn it off
12:01:50 AM Lead - lever under toilet stops water, or open tank and lift arm holding chain
12:01:58 AM Lead - its not exactly complex machinery
12:01:59 AM Lead - :@
12:02:00 AM Tooth - who in the goddamn hell thinks of turning off the goddamn water valve when shit is overflowing in the toilet.ma
12:02:07 AM Lead - cause water is overflowing .ma
12:02:11 AM DarkHorizon - well apparently not u :@
12:02:16 AM Lead - same as a sink if it did
12:02:18 AM DarkHorizon - stupid shit grabber :@
12:02:32 AM Lead - only because theres shit in there you have to go grab it
12:02:45 AM Lead - .ma
12:02:49 AM Tooth - its not like i dont wish there was a hanger, or at times have considered poking it down with a shoe first
12:02:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:02:57 AM DarkHorizon - with a shoe LOOOOOOOL
12:03:03 AM Lead - cbf this atm
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12:06:39 AM Spyder - cbf internet re-add me :@
12:06:57 AM Tooth - i cant :@
12:06:59 AM Spyder - goddamnit.
12:07:06 AM DarkHorizon - wtf idiots .ma
12:07:08 AM Spyder - fucking internet dropped at the worst time ever
12:07:20 AM Spyder - and i didnt notice for like 2 minutes because i was laughing to fucking hard *eek
12:07:29 AM DarkHorizon - well u missed quite a spectacle
12:07:40 AM Spyder - i bet ;L
12:07:41 AM DarkHorizon - well not really
12:07:52 AM DarkHorizon - just more of tooth justifying how disgusting he is
12:08:01 AM Lead - probably knowledge you can do without *moth
12:08:20 AM Spyder - perhaps it's good to tell me in case of future totl visits *moth
12:08:23 AM DarkHorizon - plus
12:08:29 AM DarkHorizon - time 2 make hamburger helper *dumb
12:08:34 AM Tooth - what kind *dumb
12:08:36 AM Lead - although that reminds me that when I was around 4 yrs old I think I chased a nextdoor girl around with a piece of dogshit on a stick *moth
12:08:54 AM Lead - barf can think about that the next time he sits down to enjoy a corndog
12:08:54 AM Spyder - tooth will get ur beef from the inner bowels of a toilet *moth
12:09:20 AM DarkHorizon - four cheese lasanga
12:09:26 AM Tooth - not even justifying it, cant belive none of you have ever done that even once
12:09:32 AM Lead - csloth
12:09:33 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats what getsme
12:09:36 AM DarkHorizon - cbf that at all
12:09:37 AM Spyder - LOL yeah wtf
12:09:37 AM Lead - thats the worst goddamn part of it all
12:09:49 AM Spyder - i havent heard of ONE person who has ever done that much less contemplated it *eek
12:09:52 AM Lead - that you expect it to be a common thing with everyone
12:10:00 AM DarkHorizon - he's fucken shocked we all haven't had to wrench our own shit out of a toilet with our bare hands
12:10:10 AM DarkHorizon - goddamn crax me up
12:10:12 AM Lead - under no circumstance would doing that ever cross my mind as being a viable option csloth
12:10:29 AM Spyder - ^
12:10:30 AM Tooth - its not like you're eating it ffs .ma
12:10:52 AM DarkHorizon - worst i've ever come close to anything like that is when i was stuck in the only restroom of a place with diahrea and almost had to use my sock to wipe my ass cuz they were out of toilet paper *Q
12:10:56 AM Spyder - worst part is you've obviously done it more than once...as if the first time you had to do it wasnt a big enough indicator of the fact that you need to invest in a plunger *eek
12:11:21 AM Tooth - lol barf so did u use ur sock *Q
12:11:24 AM DarkHorizon - no
12:11:26 AM Lead - cbf almost
12:11:30 AM Lead - what did you use then csloth
12:11:33 AM Tooth - lol ^
12:11:35 AM DarkHorizon - there were some newspapers i found on a baby changing table thing
12:11:43 AM Lead - gw
12:11:43 AM Tooth - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:11:45 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:11:51 AM Lead - tooth would have used his hands probably
12:11:52 AM Tooth - LOL like thats not even way fucken filtheier
12:11:55 AM DarkHorizon - cbf think thats so funny when u grabbed ur own shit :@
12:12:02 AM Lead - wtf
12:12:04 AM DarkHorizon - LOL how si that filthy
12:12:12 AM Spyder - yeah pretty much first thing, tooth would have been elbow deep in his own shithole
12:12:13 AM Lead - tooth you wiped your ass with a maxipad thing
12:12:21 AM Lead - and I told u to *moth
12:12:39 AM Tooth - that was a pretty good option tbh
12:12:41 AM Lead - dunno I cbf the idea of if tooth had to be a farmer
12:13:06 AM Lead - try to convince local chix to mud wrestle him in 2 weeks of pigshit and question her why she didnt want to
12:13:08 AM DarkHorizon - cbf imagine if tooth was in a 3rd world country where indoor plumbing and daily hygene arn't common
12:13:11 AM Spyder - he'd get along fuckin classy in the middle east, whiping his ass with his own hand and such
12:13:12 AM DarkHorizon - he'd be the dirtiest fucker there
12:13:20 AM Tooth - barf how could it not be fucken gross to wipe your ass with newspaper that sat on a baby changing station .ma
12:13:33 AM DarkHorizon - cuz it was a whole newspapre rolled up :@
12:13:37 AM DarkHorizon - i just opened to the middle *Q
12:13:47 AM DarkHorizon - and grabbed teh choice morsels of paper *Q
12:13:53 AM Tooth - newspaper doesnt even clean up the shit well at all.ma
12:14:05 AM Lead - lol cbf u knowing that
12:14:10 AM Tooth - LOL
12:14:12 AM Lead - fucking shit wizard atm
12:14:13 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:14:20 AM DarkHorizon - lol idiot i didn't have any probs with it
12:14:24 AM Lead - probably wiped your ass with a rat
12:14:26 AM DarkHorizon - aside from it not being very comfortable
12:14:43 AM DarkHorizon - prob wipe his ass with his grandma if given the opportunity
12:15:35 AM Tooth - lol its prob a pretty wrls affiair for the next gent to walk in to the bathroom and see a sock full of shit floating in the toilet
12:15:48 AM Spyder - you'd probably grab it.
12:16:09 AM Tooth - i wouldnt grab it in a public toilet idiot
12:16:11 AM Lead - dunno figure tooth wouldnt turn down a perfectly good shitsock
12:16:49 AM Tooth - if i took a shit at a mcdonalds and it overflowed i'd just leave and finish enjoying my quarter pounder
12:17:21 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:17:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOL cbf grab the sock full of shit
12:17:33 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOL
12:17:35 AM Spyder - if you plugged your own toilet right after you shit and puked in it, would you still dig in?
12:17:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol man
12:17:55 AM DarkHorizon - lol whos fucken toilet were u grabbing shit out of
12:17:58 AM DarkHorizon - cbf if its ur own
12:18:14 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather deal with the after math than grab my own turds
12:18:19 AM Spyder - his own...that's his basis for this being "legit"
12:18:28 AM Tooth - ur gonna have shit all over the bathroom and possibly the carpet :|
12:18:39 AM DarkHorizon - not if u use the valve *Q
12:18:42 AM Tooth - .ma
12:18:50 AM Spyder - TBH, i've overflowed the toilet before. even whilst the goddamn water is reaching the fucking kitchen, i never once thought "PERHAPS ITS TIME TO GO IN AFTER IT *dumbmoth"
12:18:54 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus i keep a plunger right next to my fucken toilet
12:19:03 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:19:15 AM Spyder - how many times have you done this totlz?
12:19:22 AM DarkHorizon - prob a weekly occurance
12:19:32 AM Spyder - no i meant when it's not just for fun
12:19:38 AM Lead - what kind of asshole doesnt have a plunger right next to it
12:19:39 AM Tooth - i REALLY cbf how you guys would rather the goddamn toilet overflow everywhere than reach in and stop the problem :|
12:19:42 AM Lead - they cost like $0.50
12:19:57 AM Lead - LOOOL CBF
12:20:04 AM Lead - we've said like 100x that you can turn it off .ma
12:20:08 AM Tooth - i dont know i dont have one , and most houses that I've been to ive never seen one.ma
12:20:14 AM Tooth - alienz didn't have one .ma
12:20:20 AM DarkHorizon - yea you're only thinking theres an A and B option when theres a fucking C :@
12:20:28 AM Lead - they have to .ma
12:20:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf shithand at alienz
12:20:54 AM Tooth - i didnt stick my hand in that one *u
12:20:55 AM Lead - there ahs to be a way to turn it off for them to be able to install
12:20:55 AM Tooth - lol that was so fucken gross
12:20:55 AM Lead - and even if there isnt you can pull the lid off the tank and stop it
12:20:58 AM Tooth - it overflowed from her master bathroom to her bedroom where she slept
12:20:59 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:00 AM Lead - thats what I do each time before I begin plunging operationz
12:21:08 AM Tooth - lol she had to sleep on the couch in the living room cuz the smell seeped in the carpet
12:21:15 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:27 AM DarkHorizon - LOL man cant stop laughing imagining that
12:21:33 AM DarkHorizon - especially if she was asleep while u did it
12:21:43 AM DarkHorizon - KA POW BITCH WAKE UP
12:21:47 AM Tooth - she was it was like 2am and i was up programming *Q
12:21:59 AM DarkHorizon - lol fuck my stomach hurts .ma
12:22:15 AM Tooth - lol gay thing is, I never knew it happend until she woke up to it and came out yelling
12:22:15 AM DarkHorizon - u disgusting sonofabitch .ma
12:22:22 AM Spyder - apparently i missed this story :(
12:22:35 AM DarkHorizon - this is the shitgrab story ..s
12:22:39 AM Tooth - no :S
12:22:41 AM Spyder - i figured as much
12:22:45 AM DarkHorizon - isn't it :@
12:22:45 AM Tooth - i didnt grab the shit .ma
12:22:52 AM DarkHorizon - i thoguth u said u did :@
12:22:53 AM Tooth - it was at alienz house when it overflowed.ma
12:22:58 AM DarkHorizon - lol fucken slob
12:23:06 AM DarkHorizon - cbf picky about when to grab ur own shit
12:23:15 AM Tooth - i didnt even know it overflowed .ma
12:23:23 AM Lead - so its normal enough for anyone to do, but if someone is watching u wont csloth
12:23:26 AM Spyder - i bet you were kicking yourself for missing such a golden opportunity
12:23:40 AM Lead - lol fucking hell my gut hurts from all the bs laughing now
12:23:45 AM Lead - cunt :@
12:23:53 AM Spyder - same
12:24:14 AM Tooth - lol thats the worse tho, u take a shit and walk away, go back to ur game and dinner, until you glance at the door and see a film of dirty water making its way in to ur room
12:24:35 AM Spyder - how did you stop that one totlz
12:24:49 AM Tooth - i didn't she did
12:24:52 AM Tooth - LOL
12:24:56 AM Spyder - not with her hand i assume *moth
12:25:11 AM Tooth - she had one but it wasnt even in the bathroom it was in her bedroom closet.ma
12:25:15 AM DarkHorizon - ..s
12:25:28 AM Spyder - does she regularly plunge in the closet *moth
12:25:29 AM DarkHorizon - did she put it back in her closet after she got done syphoning ur shit out
12:25:42 AM DarkHorizon - cuz thats pretty disgusting if so *Q
12:25:45 AM Tooth - i dont know it all happened so fast.ma
12:25:49 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:26:03 AM Spyder - i'm kindof suprised that you didnt throw her out of the way and dive in head first tbvhwua
12:26:11 AM DarkHorizon - apple bobbing
12:26:26 AM Spyder - a fairly common occurance in the totlz household already
12:26:57 AM Tooth - u ever make the mistake when u were young of stepping on dog shit on the way to school and having a grand idea that cologne would cure all your woes
12:27:05 AM Spyder - ...
12:27:08 AM DarkHorizon - no ..s
12:27:12 AM Spyder - i never accidentally found my hand in a wad of shit inside the toilet
12:27:16 AM DarkHorizon - i just wiped my shoe in some grass till it was gone ..s
12:27:26 AM Tooth - its NEVEr gone barf adn u know that .ma
12:27:26 AM Lead - that or a rock
12:27:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol worked for me ..s
12:27:35 AM Tooth - u have to hose it with a high powered nozzle
12:27:35 AM DarkHorizon - everytime ..s
12:27:36 AM Lead - or I use a hose
12:27:39 AM Tooth - ^
12:27:48 AM DarkHorizon - wet grass works wonders .ma
12:27:53 AM Tooth - unless u wore goddamn boots that had no tread.ma
12:27:56 AM Spyder - lol @ totlz going outside to whipe his hands in the grass
12:28:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:28:15 AM Lead - better than barehanding it bitch :@
12:28:29 AM DarkHorizon - tooth prob pick it out with his fingernails
12:28:55 AM Spyder - cbf then going back to a dinner of the finger food variety
12:28:55 AM Tooth - its not even like ive done it a lot, it's been years since its happened idiots
12:29:07 AM Spyder - that implies that youve done it more than once *eek
12:29:09 AM Lead - shit handling then go back to eating hotwings
12:29:13 AM Tooth - i have :@
12:29:18 AM Spyder - how many times *eek
12:29:22 AM DarkHorizon - plus how do u avoid soaking ur goddamn leg if you spray dogshit off ur shoe with a hose
12:29:22 AM Lead - u once talked about having shit on finger
12:29:27 AM Tooth - lol u know what was the worst i have to admit
12:29:30 AM DarkHorizon - cuz the water will bounce .ma
12:29:30 AM Lead - then you washed hands but later gf was sucking that same finger
12:29:38 AM Lead - and u didnt tell her of shit matterz
12:29:48 AM Spyder - lol ffs
12:29:53 AM Tooth - lol ever run out of toilet paper and wipe your ass with your hands with the inclination that its ok because u can just wash them real good after
12:30:00 AM Lead - nah barf you dont have water on high
12:30:05 AM Spyder - ;LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:30:06 AM DarkHorizon - LOL fuck you totoh u gross bastard
12:30:08 AM Lead - just set hose down and let water run on ground and stand in it
12:30:20 AM Lead - like wet grass x100
12:30:22 AM DarkHorizon - lol dont tell me the sock idea never popped into ur brain .ma
12:30:35 AM DarkHorizon - wipe with my hands prob ur first option wasn't it asshole :@
12:30:36 AM Tooth - ive done that once, and believe me id never do it again
12:30:43 AM Lead - ffs I think you are the one person on earth that shouldnt have been taught to wash their hands
12:30:49 AM Spyder - LOOOLOLOLOLOLOL
12:30:51 AM DarkHorizon - lol y
12:31:01 AM DarkHorizon - so new forms of disease can breed on his palms
12:31:01 AM Lead - cause he thinks its like some goddamn miracle
12:31:16 AM Lead - shove hand up your own ass is fine cause you can always wash .msotto
12:31:27 AM Tooth - its not like your hand is a goddamn sponge
12:31:30 AM Spyder - needs something more along the lines of an acid bath than soap and water
12:31:34 AM DarkHorizon - it is asshole its got pores n shit :@
12:31:46 AM DarkHorizon - u said urself it smells for a long time after :@
12:31:53 AM DarkHorizon - cuz its absorbant imo *Q
12:31:54 AM Tooth - well i realized that when the smell of shit didn't go away after numerous washings.ma
12:31:55 AM Lead - shit soaks into skin
12:32:02 AM Lead - one of the great reasons why gloves exist
12:32:09 AM Tooth - thats why i woudlnt do it again :@
12:32:11 AM Lead - and why lotion works *moth
12:32:20 AM Spyder - cbf someone so comfortable and in the habit of shit grabbing
12:32:21 AM Lead - do u think lotion is magic *moth
12:32:26 AM Tooth - u guys act like every goddamn tool in the world is available in the bathroom
12:32:37 AM Lead - the off switch *moth
12:32:49 AM DarkHorizon - well i like to keep lots of tools at my disposal when im shitting :@
12:32:51 AM Lead - you can even turn it off, take a nap and come back to it to solve with a fresh mind *moth
12:32:51 AM Spyder - it is if you make it so *eek
12:33:02 AM DarkHorizon - unless i'm about to shit my pants in a place im unfamiliar with
12:33:12 AM Lead - next to my toilet is always plunger and brush
12:33:12 AM DarkHorizon - in which case its shit first ask questions later *Q
12:33:16 AM Lead - and cleaner under sink
12:33:21 AM Lead - as well as spare TP *moth
12:33:25 AM DarkHorizon - ^
12:33:35 AM Tooth - i dont have a cabinet area in bathroom :@
12:33:42 AM Tooth - everyting in the open!
12:33:42 AM Lead - put it on the tank then
12:33:47 AM Spyder - i'd fucking wipe with a towel or the goddamn rug or my goddamn shirt before my hand *eek
12:33:57 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:34:08 AM Lead - yeah
12:34:11 AM DarkHorizon - cbf dragging ur ass across the rug like a dog
12:34:15 AM Lead - if it came down to it id use the shower curtain if I had to
12:34:16 AM Lead - to avoid hand
12:34:19 AM Spyder - ^
12:34:22 AM DarkHorizon - leaving a skid mark
12:34:30 AM DarkHorizon - i'd prob just take a shower if it came down to it
12:34:36 AM DarkHorizon - let the water wash all away *dumb
12:34:42 AM Spyder - european style etc
12:34:49 AM Tooth - who here as ever pissed in the kitchen sink because it was freezing outside and someone was taking a shower :A
12:34:49 AM Lead - my shower curtain would look like god wiped his ass all over the carribean but it would get the job done
12:34:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:34:56 AM DarkHorizon - not me .ma
12:35:03 AM Spyder - LOOLOL
12:35:09 AM Spyder - nope :S
12:35:10 AM Tooth - lol i know u have dave :@
12:35:12 AM Tooth - liar fucker
12:35:17 AM Spyder - LOOOLOL why would i *eek
12:35:23 AM Spyder - i live in goddamn california for one *eek
12:35:23 AM DarkHorizon - surprised u at least used the sink, figured u would have just found a nice corner
12:35:33 AM DarkHorizon - or a house plant
12:35:40 AM Tooth - i dont have house plants :@
12:35:46 AM Tooth - u rich faggot.ma
12:35:47 AM Spyder - even when i lived in nebraska, i'd go outside if i had to because i cbf someone walking in on me pissing in the sink and having to explain myself.
12:35:49 AM DarkHorizon - i dont either :@
12:35:57 AM Lead - I have pissed in the kitchen sink once
12:36:01 AM Tooth - ^
12:36:04 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus how does house plants make u rich :@
12:36:06 AM Lead - girlfriend was in the can and I had to piss bad way before she walked in
12:36:19 AM Lead - did faggot jungle dance for 3 minutes and then used the sink
12:36:22 AM Tooth - LOL ^
12:36:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:36:36 AM DarkHorizon - LOL well wait
12:36:39 AM Lead - garbage disposal smells like shit anyway
12:36:41 AM DarkHorizon - i have one thats pretty bad
12:36:43 AM DarkHorizon - actually .ma
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - way worse than sink
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - .am
12:36:47 AM DarkHorizon - .ma
12:37:00 AM Lead - did u dump in garbage disposal *moth
12:37:02 AM Tooth - spill the beans *Q
12:37:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol when i had summer job
12:37:15 AM DarkHorizon - was detassling ur out in the corn fields all day all sweaty and gross
12:37:40 AM DarkHorizon - well we got on the bus to go back home, and i had to piss real bad, i was sitting in the back, so i just pissed in my gatorade bottle .hmoth
12:37:55 AM DarkHorizon - and i was carrying it around till i got off .hmoth
12:38:18 AM Lead - thats pretty good, a gatorade bottle
12:38:24 AM Spyder - ;L after totlz stories i was expecting something like you cramming ur dick down the garbage disposal to unclog it or something
12:38:25 AM Tooth - lol u know, thats pretty fucken wrls that that is the worst uve done faggot:@
12:38:30 AM Lead - would have been slightly more conspicious if it was a Aquafina bottle *moth
12:38:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats worse than the sink tho :@
12:38:43 AM Lead - ya sink has running water
12:38:55 AM Lead - actually i didnt run water till I was done
12:38:56 AM Spyder - but youll never have to see the bottle again
12:38:59 AM DarkHorizon - i ddin't say i was the hitler of inappropriate pissing, just siad it was worse :@
12:39:06 AM Tooth - not when it gets all over ur dishes that u eat with everyday:A
12:39:09 AM Spyder - i was hoping for a sweet ending like you gave it to the busdriver who was in dire need of a refreshment
12:39:10 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:39:11 AM Lead - was scared if I turned water on during she would come out without me hearing and be standing there when I turned around having watched me piss in sink
12:39:17 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL fucken totoh u diot disgusting fuck
12:39:21 AM DarkHorizon - cbf not even move them out of the way first
12:39:34 AM Lead - nah that side of the sink was empty
12:39:35 AM Lead - no dishes
12:39:40 AM DarkHorizon - talking to tooth :@
12:39:41 AM Tooth - how the fuck are ug oing to move them out of the way when both sinks are full :@
12:39:43 AM DarkHorizon - he implied he didn't :@
12:39:46 AM Spyder - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
12:39:53 AM DarkHorizon - put them on the counter :@
12:39:53 AM Spyder - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME *WUT
12:40:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth it just keeps getting worse and worse
12:40:16 AM Tooth - if u need to piss so bad u use the sink u think u have fucken time to move dishes u fat idiot .ma
12:40:27 AM Spyder - might as well open the front door and let 'er rip than goddamn piss all over your own dishes you suck asshole
12:41:43 AM Spyder - ffs.
12:42:07 AM Lead - when tooth dies his fucking tombstone is going to say "Quarantined"
12:42:19 AM Spyder - i'm going to piss on ur grave totlz
12:42:23 AM Spyder - whilst Lead throws shit at you
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - he wouldn't notice anything diff imo
12:42:46 AM Lead - im going to take a dump on his grave and see if a zombie hand comes up to grab it
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:42:51 AM Tooth - lol...
12:42:56 AM Spyder - LOLOLOLOLOL
12:43:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol goddammit
12:43:11 AM Tooth - lol cbf
12:43:29 AM Spyder - "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU GUYS HAVENT REACHED UP FROM UR GRAVE TO CLEAN SHIT OFF IT?!??!"
12:43:39 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:44:00 AM DarkHorizon - if tooth goes to hell they wont be able to do any punishments involving shit cuz he's pretty much unphased by it .ma
12:44:31 AM Spyder - he'll be the one coming up with shit punishments in the firstplace and volunteering to try them out
12:44:50 AM Lead - I figure tooth is how they manage to have janitors in heaven
12:45:15 AM DarkHorizon - cbf have to clean up god's log
12:45:25 AM DarkHorizon - i bet he makes pretty big poops
12:45:36 AM Spyder - cbf even jesus wanting to be nailed to a cross before digging out his own cloggery
12:46:13 AM Lead - wonder if he dumped in the holy grail if he'd choose being let off the cross if it meant he had to hand clean it
12:46:43 AM DarkHorizon - cbf almost 3am
12:47:08 AM Spyder - duno if i can sleep now with someone like tooth running about
12:47:42 AM DarkHorizon - http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c382/edaven/stripperbulldog.jpg ..s
12:48:29 AM Spyder - i like u do u like me *YAY
12:48:32 AM Lead - pretty much people like tooth make me believe that humanity is failed
12:48:50 AM Lead - even have things such as toilets and he'll still jump at chance to play with his shit
12:49:04 AM Spyder - i highly doubt God intended man, image of himself, to be digging after their own shit
12:50:01 AM Spyder - no wonder Jesus doesnt want to redecend *eek
12:50:06 AM DarkHorizon - or pissing on their dishe
12:50:07 AM DarkHorizon - s
12:50:12 AM Spyder - people like tooth wanting to shake his hand and such
12:50:16 AM Spyder - and feed him ;L
12:50:29 AM Lead - and he was on good morning america
12:50:37 AM Spyder - LOL
12:50:46 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf ever shake tooths hand knowing all this
12:50:49 AM Lead - we're doomed, the experiment that is man has failed *moth
12:50:58 AM Spyder - one day tooth is going to find himself on YouTube in a video featuring him doing something like this *eek
12:51:03 AM Lead - tooth is the downfall of us all
12:51:13 AM DarkHorizon - well monkeys throw their own shit all the time
12:51:13 AM Lead - Tooth Cleans House
12:51:23 AM DarkHorizon - tooth just hasn't progressed past that stage of evolution *Q
12:51:35 AM Spyder - tooth is about as close to de-evolution as there can be...all he needs to do is just THROW the shit in his hands
12:51:37 AM DarkHorizon - he still has some of those genes floating around inside imo
12:52:10 AM Spyder - werez totlz
12:52:17 AM Spyder - figure all this shit-talk has made him mighty hungry at this point
12:52:23 AM DarkHorizon - prob digging up a brown treasure from his toilet bowl
11:46:48 PM Tooth - i wish pizza guys would just walk in to ur room with the pizza, i really cbf ruining my porn or game to have to get up to open the door
11:46:55 PM Lead - was a woman, no head to give .trik
11:47:05 PM DarkHorizon - LOL would u really want a guy to walk in on u jacking off and just hand u ur pizza
11:47:06 PM Lead - lol cbf
11:47:11 PM Lead - want a placemat too faggot
11:47:30 PM Spyder - lolol @ pizza man purposely not taking the tip from totlz ;L
11:47:31 PM Lead - just put a oversized mailbox door bs on your bedroom window
11:47:38 PM Tooth - do u know how goddamn aggrivating it is to answer the goddamn door when ur hungry.ma
11:47:44 PM DarkHorizon - no ..s
11:47:45 PM Lead - no
11:47:48 PM DarkHorizon - why is that aggrivating ..s
11:47:50 PM Lead - cause your hungry and its food you slug
11:47:59 PM DarkHorizon - should be like the moment of happiness
11:48:02 PM Spyder - should be a delight fatfuck.
11:48:05 PM Spyder - ^
11:48:06 PM DarkHorizon - ^
11:48:08 PM Lead - probably want to be hand fed
11:48:12 PM Tooth - becauwse last thing i want to do is get up , i just wanna continue doing what im doing and have food in front of me.ma
11:48:20 PM Spyder - being hungry :S
11:48:22 PM Spyder - wrls
11:48:42 PM DarkHorizon - u'd like them to liquify it and squeeze some into ur mouth so u dont even have to chew it wouldnt u :@
11:48:59 PM Tooth - if it was at all possible , yes :@
11:49:00 PM Lead - probably wishes he still had imbelical cord
11:49:07 PM Lead - too hook to IV
11:49:20 PM Lead - just sit around jacking off whilst food and booze pumped into him
11:49:44 PM DarkHorizon - get one of those lazy boys with the toilet inside
11:49:48 PM Tooth - LOL
11:49:52 PM DarkHorizon - sounds pretty nice come to think of it *Q
11:50:04 PM DarkHorizon - just play video gamez all day *dumb
11:50:04 PM Tooth - lol same , do they really have them :Q
11:50:17 PM DarkHorizon - nah i seen some joke thing like it
11:50:29 PM DarkHorizon - but u could prob do it urself!
11:50:33 PM DarkHorizon - wtih a little handy work!
11:51:08 PM Spyder - you already suck at putting two things together
11:51:11 PM Tooth - i spose u could just super glue a permanent tube from ur ass to an underground reservoir or osmething
11:51:31 PM DarkHorizon - drill a septic tank right below ur chair
11:52:11 PM Spyder - cbf if that tube got plugged, though
11:52:35 PM DarkHorizon - u could get a broom and just poke it with the handle till it became unclogged i figure
11:52:36 PM Tooth - have to build in an emergency release valve *Q
11:52:55 PM DarkHorizon - drop some draino down there (brb)
11:53:11 PM Spyder - you want to super glue it up your shitter, i doubt you'd think about as much of a convenience as a release valve.
11:53:22 PM DarkHorizon - lol my babysitter when i was little had her septic tank get clogged
11:53:34 PM DarkHorizon - i remember when she had the repair people over and they opened it up
11:53:44 PM DarkHorizon - was like a giant mound of shit covering the exit hole .trik
11:54:00 PM Tooth - i spose that would be a shitty business to be in *Q
11:54:10 PM DarkHorizon - i think so too *Q
11:54:19 PM DarkHorizon - cbf if u ever fell in
11:54:23 PM DarkHorizon - and no one was around
11:54:25 PM DarkHorizon - and u drowned
11:54:26 PM DarkHorizon - in shit
11:54:32 PM DarkHorizon - wouldn't be a good way to go *Q
11:54:32 PM Spyder - lol when i was little my dad and i were visiting my step-aunt and cousins. i had to go take a dump before the journey home...and well...a clogged toilet i did make. there was no fucking plunger and i had already whiped before realizing such a catastrophy had taken place, so i threw that wad in the trash bin and left.
11:54:44 PM Lead - lol cbf giant shit story out of left field atm
11:55:10 PM Spyder - i always avoided going to their house after that or even talking to them, fearing it would be brought up. it never was though.
11:55:27 PM Spyder - i suspect if i was at their house they would tell me their shitcan was broken.
11:55:27 PM DarkHorizon - giant shit story out of nowhere sounds like the story of how u were born imo
11:55:34 PM Tooth - lol its always a wrls affair when u see the water in the toilet not going down and there's nothing to drain it. It's a tough decision for a man to decide to stick his hand in there and pull out his own shit *Q
11:55:44 PM Spyder - ;L
11:55:51 PM Spyder - a decision i've never made. apparently you have totlz?
11:55:51 PM DarkHorizon - ..s
11:55:55 PM Lead - Dont figure id ever do that
11:55:59 PM Tooth - havnt we all :S
11:56:04 PM Lead - I convinced him to wipe his ass with a tampax once
11:56:10 PM DarkHorizon - tooth has made all kinds of decisions involving shit 99% of the population hasn't
11:56:22 PM Tooth - lol serious u guys never had to pull out your own shit to prevent a shit catastophe :S
11:56:22 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:27 PM Spyder - LOOOOL
11:56:31 PM Lead - lol no
11:56:36 PM Lead - always a plunger I haev
11:56:40 PM DarkHorizon - i've never shit my pants as an adult or shit in a paper towel so i could throw it in a dumpster
11:56:40 PM Spyder - ^
11:56:47 PM DarkHorizon - or pulled my own shit out of a toilet
11:57:05 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:06 PM Tooth - lol thats seriously pretty gay, its not like theres always a goddamn plunger just sitting there in teh bathroom :S
11:57:09 PM Lead - worst ive done is piss my pants in school once not because of bladder problems but because some teacher seriously wouldnt let me go no matter what
11:57:15 PM DarkHorizon - another peice to the mountain of reasons why tooth is a disgusting fuck
11:57:22 PM Spyder - lol pants pisser *moth
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - what bathroom do u go to that doesn't have a plunger somewhere .ma
11:57:36 PM DarkHorizon - plus
11:57:41 PM Spyder - lol goddamn it tooth
11:57:46 PM DarkHorizon - what did u do with the shit once u extracted it .ma
11:57:49 PM Lead - I like the toilets in commercial buldings
11:57:53 PM Lead - like you could flush a fucking brick
11:58:00 PM Lead - clean flush no matter whawt
11:58:06 PM Spyder - i would let the goddamn shit sit there whilst i go buy a goddamn plunger before resorting to such a solution *eek
11:58:09 PM Tooth - once I pulled it out and unclogged the hole it mushed up and i put it back in then washed my hands really good :S
11:58:13 PM Lead - TOFF
11:58:17 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:58:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL tooth ur so fucken gross
11:58:29 PM Lead - what you do is just turn off the goddamn water
11:58:30 PM DarkHorizon - did ur hands smell for a long time *Q
11:58:36 PM Lead - and it stops
11:59:00 PM Spyder - cbf i cant fucking stop laughing
11:59:02 PM Lead - you can turn the lever under the toilet or open the tank and pull up on the little arm that is connected to the chain
11:59:04 PM Lead - csloth
11:59:05 PM Tooth - tbh that has never crossed my mind to turn the water valve while shit was going to overflow in the next few seconds :S
11:59:18 PM Lead - cbf first instinct to reach in and grab your own goddamn rancid shit log
11:59:22 PM DarkHorizon - LOL
11:59:23 PM Lead - wrls pos
11:59:27 PM DarkHorizon - ya cbf that at all
11:59:35 PM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
11:59:35 PM Tooth - man when you pick up shit, no matter what kind of fruity soap you use that smell doesnt go away for days
11:59:36 PM Spyder - it over overflows when you flush it twice ;L
11:59:39 PM Lead - how the hell does that make it to be Plan A
11:59:45 PM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth u really are a stupid disgusting motherfucker *Q
11:59:56 PM Tooth - wtf :S
12:00:11 AM Tooth - how could ur first instinct not be, to pull the shit out, since the shit is the problem :S
12:00:14 AM Spyder - cbf my stomach fucking hurts laughing so hard atm
12:00:18 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:00:18 AM Spyder - cant see a goddamn thing atm
12:00:28 AM Lead - cbf tears atm
12:00:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL wtf man how can u even question that .ma
12:00:40 AM DarkHorizon - lol man totoh wtf is wrong with u
12:00:43 AM Lead - it should be first instinct to never touch shit at all
12:00:46 AM Lead - thats why its called shit
12:00:51 AM DarkHorizon - cbf u think its perfectly reasonable to think that as first response .ma
12:00:54 AM DarkHorizon - and infact
12:01:02 AM DarkHorizon - are goddamn dumbfounded to toher poeple not thinking the same
12:01:12 AM Tooth - would u rather pull the shit out with ur hands or have it overflow the goddamn bathroom and have the whole house smell like shit and have to mop it up :S
12:01:21 AM Lead - yeah cbf think that everyone else would dive right into that without hesitation
12:01:27 AM Lead - :@
12:01:29 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather leave and never come back to the place im at *Q
12:01:31 AM Lead - I said you can turn it off
12:01:50 AM Lead - lever under toilet stops water, or open tank and lift arm holding chain
12:01:58 AM Lead - its not exactly complex machinery
12:01:59 AM Lead - :@
12:02:00 AM Tooth - who in the goddamn hell thinks of turning off the goddamn water valve when shit is overflowing in the toilet.ma
12:02:07 AM Lead - cause water is overflowing .ma
12:02:11 AM DarkHorizon - well apparently not u :@
12:02:16 AM Lead - same as a sink if it did
12:02:18 AM DarkHorizon - stupid shit grabber :@
12:02:32 AM Lead - only because theres shit in there you have to go grab it
12:02:45 AM Lead - .ma
12:02:49 AM Tooth - its not like i dont wish there was a hanger, or at times have considered poking it down with a shoe first
12:02:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:02:57 AM DarkHorizon - with a shoe LOOOOOOOL
12:03:03 AM Lead - cbf this atm
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12:06:39 AM Spyder - cbf internet re-add me :@
12:06:57 AM Tooth - i cant :@
12:06:59 AM Spyder - goddamnit.
12:07:06 AM DarkHorizon - wtf idiots .ma
12:07:08 AM Spyder - fucking internet dropped at the worst time ever
12:07:20 AM Spyder - and i didnt notice for like 2 minutes because i was laughing to fucking hard *eek
12:07:29 AM DarkHorizon - well u missed quite a spectacle
12:07:40 AM Spyder - i bet ;L
12:07:41 AM DarkHorizon - well not really
12:07:52 AM DarkHorizon - just more of tooth justifying how disgusting he is
12:08:01 AM Lead - probably knowledge you can do without *moth
12:08:20 AM Spyder - perhaps it's good to tell me in case of future totl visits *moth
12:08:23 AM DarkHorizon - plus
12:08:29 AM DarkHorizon - time 2 make hamburger helper *dumb
12:08:34 AM Tooth - what kind *dumb
12:08:36 AM Lead - although that reminds me that when I was around 4 yrs old I think I chased a nextdoor girl around with a piece of dogshit on a stick *moth
12:08:54 AM Lead - barf can think about that the next time he sits down to enjoy a corndog
12:08:54 AM Spyder - tooth will get ur beef from the inner bowels of a toilet *moth
12:09:20 AM DarkHorizon - four cheese lasanga
12:09:26 AM Tooth - not even justifying it, cant belive none of you have ever done that even once
12:09:32 AM Lead - csloth
12:09:33 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats what getsme
12:09:36 AM DarkHorizon - cbf that at all
12:09:37 AM Spyder - LOL yeah wtf
12:09:37 AM Lead - thats the worst goddamn part of it all
12:09:49 AM Spyder - i havent heard of ONE person who has ever done that much less contemplated it *eek
12:09:52 AM Lead - that you expect it to be a common thing with everyone
12:10:00 AM DarkHorizon - he's fucken shocked we all haven't had to wrench our own shit out of a toilet with our bare hands
12:10:10 AM DarkHorizon - goddamn crax me up
12:10:12 AM Lead - under no circumstance would doing that ever cross my mind as being a viable option csloth
12:10:29 AM Spyder - ^
12:10:30 AM Tooth - its not like you're eating it ffs .ma
12:10:52 AM DarkHorizon - worst i've ever come close to anything like that is when i was stuck in the only restroom of a place with diahrea and almost had to use my sock to wipe my ass cuz they were out of toilet paper *Q
12:10:56 AM Spyder - worst part is you've obviously done it more than once...as if the first time you had to do it wasnt a big enough indicator of the fact that you need to invest in a plunger *eek
12:11:21 AM Tooth - lol barf so did u use ur sock *Q
12:11:24 AM DarkHorizon - no
12:11:26 AM Lead - cbf almost
12:11:30 AM Lead - what did you use then csloth
12:11:33 AM Tooth - lol ^
12:11:35 AM DarkHorizon - there were some newspapers i found on a baby changing table thing
12:11:43 AM Lead - gw
12:11:43 AM Tooth - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:11:45 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:11:51 AM Lead - tooth would have used his hands probably
12:11:52 AM Tooth - LOL like thats not even way fucken filtheier
12:11:55 AM DarkHorizon - cbf think thats so funny when u grabbed ur own shit :@
12:12:02 AM Lead - wtf
12:12:04 AM DarkHorizon - LOL how si that filthy
12:12:12 AM Spyder - yeah pretty much first thing, tooth would have been elbow deep in his own shithole
12:12:13 AM Lead - tooth you wiped your ass with a maxipad thing
12:12:21 AM Lead - and I told u to *moth
12:12:39 AM Tooth - that was a pretty good option tbh
12:12:41 AM Lead - dunno I cbf the idea of if tooth had to be a farmer
12:13:06 AM Lead - try to convince local chix to mud wrestle him in 2 weeks of pigshit and question her why she didnt want to
12:13:08 AM DarkHorizon - cbf imagine if tooth was in a 3rd world country where indoor plumbing and daily hygene arn't common
12:13:11 AM Spyder - he'd get along fuckin classy in the middle east, whiping his ass with his own hand and such
12:13:12 AM DarkHorizon - he'd be the dirtiest fucker there
12:13:20 AM Tooth - barf how could it not be fucken gross to wipe your ass with newspaper that sat on a baby changing station .ma
12:13:33 AM DarkHorizon - cuz it was a whole newspapre rolled up :@
12:13:37 AM DarkHorizon - i just opened to the middle *Q
12:13:47 AM DarkHorizon - and grabbed teh choice morsels of paper *Q
12:13:53 AM Tooth - newspaper doesnt even clean up the shit well at all.ma
12:14:05 AM Lead - lol cbf u knowing that
12:14:10 AM Tooth - LOL
12:14:12 AM Lead - fucking shit wizard atm
12:14:13 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:14:20 AM DarkHorizon - lol idiot i didn't have any probs with it
12:14:24 AM Lead - probably wiped your ass with a rat
12:14:26 AM DarkHorizon - aside from it not being very comfortable
12:14:43 AM DarkHorizon - prob wipe his ass with his grandma if given the opportunity
12:15:35 AM Tooth - lol its prob a pretty wrls affiair for the next gent to walk in to the bathroom and see a sock full of shit floating in the toilet
12:15:48 AM Spyder - you'd probably grab it.
12:16:09 AM Tooth - i wouldnt grab it in a public toilet idiot
12:16:11 AM Lead - dunno figure tooth wouldnt turn down a perfectly good shitsock
12:16:49 AM Tooth - if i took a shit at a mcdonalds and it overflowed i'd just leave and finish enjoying my quarter pounder
12:17:21 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:17:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOL cbf grab the sock full of shit
12:17:33 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOL
12:17:35 AM Spyder - if you plugged your own toilet right after you shit and puked in it, would you still dig in?
12:17:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol man
12:17:55 AM DarkHorizon - lol whos fucken toilet were u grabbing shit out of
12:17:58 AM DarkHorizon - cbf if its ur own
12:18:14 AM DarkHorizon - i'd rather deal with the after math than grab my own turds
12:18:19 AM Spyder - his own...that's his basis for this being "legit"
12:18:28 AM Tooth - ur gonna have shit all over the bathroom and possibly the carpet :|
12:18:39 AM DarkHorizon - not if u use the valve *Q
12:18:42 AM Tooth - .ma
12:18:50 AM Spyder - TBH, i've overflowed the toilet before. even whilst the goddamn water is reaching the fucking kitchen, i never once thought "PERHAPS ITS TIME TO GO IN AFTER IT *dumbmoth"
12:18:54 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus i keep a plunger right next to my fucken toilet
12:19:03 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:19:15 AM Spyder - how many times have you done this totlz?
12:19:22 AM DarkHorizon - prob a weekly occurance
12:19:32 AM Spyder - no i meant when it's not just for fun
12:19:38 AM Lead - what kind of asshole doesnt have a plunger right next to it
12:19:39 AM Tooth - i REALLY cbf how you guys would rather the goddamn toilet overflow everywhere than reach in and stop the problem :|
12:19:42 AM Lead - they cost like $0.50
12:19:57 AM Lead - LOOOL CBF
12:20:04 AM Lead - we've said like 100x that you can turn it off .ma
12:20:08 AM Tooth - i dont know i dont have one , and most houses that I've been to ive never seen one.ma
12:20:14 AM Tooth - alienz didn't have one .ma
12:20:20 AM DarkHorizon - yea you're only thinking theres an A and B option when theres a fucking C :@
12:20:28 AM Lead - they have to .ma
12:20:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf shithand at alienz
12:20:54 AM Tooth - i didnt stick my hand in that one *u
12:20:55 AM Lead - there ahs to be a way to turn it off for them to be able to install
12:20:55 AM Tooth - lol that was so fucken gross
12:20:55 AM Lead - and even if there isnt you can pull the lid off the tank and stop it
12:20:58 AM Tooth - it overflowed from her master bathroom to her bedroom where she slept
12:20:59 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:00 AM Lead - thats what I do each time before I begin plunging operationz
12:21:08 AM Tooth - lol she had to sleep on the couch in the living room cuz the smell seeped in the carpet
12:21:15 AM DarkHorizon - LOL you should have taken it out to her and spiked it in her face like u just crossed the touchdown line in a football game
12:21:27 AM DarkHorizon - LOL man cant stop laughing imagining that
12:21:33 AM DarkHorizon - especially if she was asleep while u did it
12:21:43 AM DarkHorizon - KA POW BITCH WAKE UP
12:21:47 AM Tooth - she was it was like 2am and i was up programming *Q
12:21:59 AM DarkHorizon - lol fuck my stomach hurts .ma
12:22:15 AM Tooth - lol gay thing is, I never knew it happend until she woke up to it and came out yelling
12:22:15 AM DarkHorizon - u disgusting sonofabitch .ma
12:22:22 AM Spyder - apparently i missed this story :(
12:22:35 AM DarkHorizon - this is the shitgrab story ..s
12:22:39 AM Tooth - no :S
12:22:41 AM Spyder - i figured as much
12:22:45 AM DarkHorizon - isn't it :@
12:22:45 AM Tooth - i didnt grab the shit .ma
12:22:52 AM DarkHorizon - i thoguth u said u did :@
12:22:53 AM Tooth - it was at alienz house when it overflowed.ma
12:22:58 AM DarkHorizon - lol fucken slob
12:23:06 AM DarkHorizon - cbf picky about when to grab ur own shit
12:23:15 AM Tooth - i didnt even know it overflowed .ma
12:23:23 AM Lead - so its normal enough for anyone to do, but if someone is watching u wont csloth
12:23:26 AM Spyder - i bet you were kicking yourself for missing such a golden opportunity
12:23:40 AM Lead - lol fucking hell my gut hurts from all the bs laughing now
12:23:45 AM Lead - cunt :@
12:23:53 AM Spyder - same
12:24:14 AM Tooth - lol thats the worse tho, u take a shit and walk away, go back to ur game and dinner, until you glance at the door and see a film of dirty water making its way in to ur room
12:24:35 AM Spyder - how did you stop that one totlz
12:24:49 AM Tooth - i didn't she did
12:24:52 AM Tooth - LOL
12:24:56 AM Spyder - not with her hand i assume *moth
12:25:11 AM Tooth - she had one but it wasnt even in the bathroom it was in her bedroom closet.ma
12:25:15 AM DarkHorizon - ..s
12:25:28 AM Spyder - does she regularly plunge in the closet *moth
12:25:29 AM DarkHorizon - did she put it back in her closet after she got done syphoning ur shit out
12:25:42 AM DarkHorizon - cuz thats pretty disgusting if so *Q
12:25:45 AM Tooth - i dont know it all happened so fast.ma
12:25:49 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:26:03 AM Spyder - i'm kindof suprised that you didnt throw her out of the way and dive in head first tbvhwua
12:26:11 AM DarkHorizon - apple bobbing
12:26:26 AM Spyder - a fairly common occurance in the totlz household already
12:26:57 AM Tooth - u ever make the mistake when u were young of stepping on dog shit on the way to school and having a grand idea that cologne would cure all your woes
12:27:05 AM Spyder - ...
12:27:08 AM DarkHorizon - no ..s
12:27:12 AM Spyder - i never accidentally found my hand in a wad of shit inside the toilet
12:27:16 AM DarkHorizon - i just wiped my shoe in some grass till it was gone ..s
12:27:26 AM Tooth - its NEVEr gone barf adn u know that .ma
12:27:26 AM Lead - that or a rock
12:27:32 AM DarkHorizon - lol worked for me ..s
12:27:35 AM Tooth - u have to hose it with a high powered nozzle
12:27:35 AM DarkHorizon - everytime ..s
12:27:36 AM Lead - or I use a hose
12:27:39 AM Tooth - ^
12:27:48 AM DarkHorizon - wet grass works wonders .ma
12:27:53 AM Tooth - unless u wore goddamn boots that had no tread.ma
12:27:56 AM Spyder - lol @ totlz going outside to whipe his hands in the grass
12:28:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:28:15 AM Lead - better than barehanding it bitch :@
12:28:29 AM DarkHorizon - tooth prob pick it out with his fingernails
12:28:55 AM Spyder - cbf then going back to a dinner of the finger food variety
12:28:55 AM Tooth - its not even like ive done it a lot, it's been years since its happened idiots
12:29:07 AM Spyder - that implies that youve done it more than once *eek
12:29:09 AM Lead - shit handling then go back to eating hotwings
12:29:13 AM Tooth - i have :@
12:29:18 AM Spyder - how many times *eek
12:29:22 AM DarkHorizon - plus how do u avoid soaking ur goddamn leg if you spray dogshit off ur shoe with a hose
12:29:22 AM Lead - u once talked about having shit on finger
12:29:27 AM Tooth - lol u know what was the worst i have to admit
12:29:30 AM DarkHorizon - cuz the water will bounce .ma
12:29:30 AM Lead - then you washed hands but later gf was sucking that same finger
12:29:38 AM Lead - and u didnt tell her of shit matterz
12:29:48 AM Spyder - lol ffs
12:29:53 AM Tooth - lol ever run out of toilet paper and wipe your ass with your hands with the inclination that its ok because u can just wash them real good after
12:30:00 AM Lead - nah barf you dont have water on high
12:30:05 AM Spyder - ;LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:30:06 AM DarkHorizon - LOL fuck you totoh u gross bastard
12:30:08 AM Lead - just set hose down and let water run on ground and stand in it
12:30:20 AM Lead - like wet grass x100
12:30:22 AM DarkHorizon - lol dont tell me the sock idea never popped into ur brain .ma
12:30:35 AM DarkHorizon - wipe with my hands prob ur first option wasn't it asshole :@
12:30:36 AM Tooth - ive done that once, and believe me id never do it again
12:30:43 AM Lead - ffs I think you are the one person on earth that shouldnt have been taught to wash their hands
12:30:49 AM Spyder - LOOOLOLOLOLOLOL
12:30:51 AM DarkHorizon - lol y
12:31:01 AM DarkHorizon - so new forms of disease can breed on his palms
12:31:01 AM Lead - cause he thinks its like some goddamn miracle
12:31:16 AM Lead - shove hand up your own ass is fine cause you can always wash .msotto
12:31:27 AM Tooth - its not like your hand is a goddamn sponge
12:31:30 AM Spyder - needs something more along the lines of an acid bath than soap and water
12:31:34 AM DarkHorizon - it is asshole its got pores n shit :@
12:31:46 AM DarkHorizon - u said urself it smells for a long time after :@
12:31:53 AM DarkHorizon - cuz its absorbant imo *Q
12:31:54 AM Tooth - well i realized that when the smell of shit didn't go away after numerous washings.ma
12:31:55 AM Lead - shit soaks into skin
12:32:02 AM Lead - one of the great reasons why gloves exist
12:32:09 AM Tooth - thats why i woudlnt do it again :@
12:32:11 AM Lead - and why lotion works *moth
12:32:20 AM Spyder - cbf someone so comfortable and in the habit of shit grabbing
12:32:21 AM Lead - do u think lotion is magic *moth
12:32:26 AM Tooth - u guys act like every goddamn tool in the world is available in the bathroom
12:32:37 AM Lead - the off switch *moth
12:32:49 AM DarkHorizon - well i like to keep lots of tools at my disposal when im shitting :@
12:32:51 AM Lead - you can even turn it off, take a nap and come back to it to solve with a fresh mind *moth
12:32:51 AM Spyder - it is if you make it so *eek
12:33:02 AM DarkHorizon - unless i'm about to shit my pants in a place im unfamiliar with
12:33:12 AM Lead - next to my toilet is always plunger and brush
12:33:12 AM DarkHorizon - in which case its shit first ask questions later *Q
12:33:16 AM Lead - and cleaner under sink
12:33:21 AM Lead - as well as spare TP *moth
12:33:25 AM DarkHorizon - ^
12:33:35 AM Tooth - i dont have a cabinet area in bathroom :@
12:33:42 AM Tooth - everyting in the open!
12:33:42 AM Lead - put it on the tank then
12:33:47 AM Spyder - i'd fucking wipe with a towel or the goddamn rug or my goddamn shirt before my hand *eek
12:33:57 AM DarkHorizon - lol
12:34:08 AM Lead - yeah
12:34:11 AM DarkHorizon - cbf dragging ur ass across the rug like a dog
12:34:15 AM Lead - if it came down to it id use the shower curtain if I had to
12:34:16 AM Lead - to avoid hand
12:34:19 AM Spyder - ^
12:34:22 AM DarkHorizon - leaving a skid mark
12:34:30 AM DarkHorizon - i'd prob just take a shower if it came down to it
12:34:36 AM DarkHorizon - let the water wash all away *dumb
12:34:42 AM Spyder - european style etc
12:34:49 AM Tooth - who here as ever pissed in the kitchen sink because it was freezing outside and someone was taking a shower :A
12:34:49 AM Lead - my shower curtain would look like god wiped his ass all over the carribean but it would get the job done
12:34:54 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:34:56 AM DarkHorizon - not me .ma
12:35:03 AM Spyder - LOOLOL
12:35:09 AM Spyder - nope :S
12:35:10 AM Tooth - lol i know u have dave :@
12:35:12 AM Tooth - liar fucker
12:35:17 AM Spyder - LOOOLOL why would i *eek
12:35:23 AM Spyder - i live in goddamn california for one *eek
12:35:23 AM DarkHorizon - surprised u at least used the sink, figured u would have just found a nice corner
12:35:33 AM DarkHorizon - or a house plant
12:35:40 AM Tooth - i dont have house plants :@
12:35:46 AM Tooth - u rich faggot.ma
12:35:47 AM Spyder - even when i lived in nebraska, i'd go outside if i had to because i cbf someone walking in on me pissing in the sink and having to explain myself.
12:35:49 AM DarkHorizon - i dont either :@
12:35:57 AM Lead - I have pissed in the kitchen sink once
12:36:01 AM Tooth - ^
12:36:04 AM DarkHorizon - lol plus how does house plants make u rich :@
12:36:06 AM Lead - girlfriend was in the can and I had to piss bad way before she walked in
12:36:19 AM Lead - did faggot jungle dance for 3 minutes and then used the sink
12:36:22 AM Tooth - LOL ^
12:36:29 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:36:36 AM DarkHorizon - LOL well wait
12:36:39 AM Lead - garbage disposal smells like shit anyway
12:36:41 AM DarkHorizon - i have one thats pretty bad
12:36:43 AM DarkHorizon - actually .ma
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - way worse than sink
12:36:46 AM DarkHorizon - .am
12:36:47 AM DarkHorizon - .ma
12:37:00 AM Lead - did u dump in garbage disposal *moth
12:37:02 AM Tooth - spill the beans *Q
12:37:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol when i had summer job
12:37:15 AM DarkHorizon - was detassling ur out in the corn fields all day all sweaty and gross
12:37:40 AM DarkHorizon - well we got on the bus to go back home, and i had to piss real bad, i was sitting in the back, so i just pissed in my gatorade bottle .hmoth
12:37:55 AM DarkHorizon - and i was carrying it around till i got off .hmoth
12:38:18 AM Lead - thats pretty good, a gatorade bottle
12:38:24 AM Spyder - ;L after totlz stories i was expecting something like you cramming ur dick down the garbage disposal to unclog it or something
12:38:25 AM Tooth - lol u know, thats pretty fucken wrls that that is the worst uve done faggot:@
12:38:30 AM Lead - would have been slightly more conspicious if it was a Aquafina bottle *moth
12:38:36 AM DarkHorizon - lol thats worse than the sink tho :@
12:38:43 AM Lead - ya sink has running water
12:38:55 AM Lead - actually i didnt run water till I was done
12:38:56 AM Spyder - but youll never have to see the bottle again
12:38:59 AM DarkHorizon - i ddin't say i was the hitler of inappropriate pissing, just siad it was worse :@
12:39:06 AM Tooth - not when it gets all over ur dishes that u eat with everyday:A
12:39:09 AM Spyder - i was hoping for a sweet ending like you gave it to the busdriver who was in dire need of a refreshment
12:39:10 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:39:11 AM Lead - was scared if I turned water on during she would come out without me hearing and be standing there when I turned around having watched me piss in sink
12:39:17 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL fucken totoh u diot disgusting fuck
12:39:21 AM DarkHorizon - cbf not even move them out of the way first
12:39:34 AM Lead - nah that side of the sink was empty
12:39:35 AM Lead - no dishes
12:39:40 AM DarkHorizon - talking to tooth :@
12:39:41 AM Tooth - how the fuck are ug oing to move them out of the way when both sinks are full :@
12:39:43 AM DarkHorizon - he implied he didn't :@
12:39:46 AM Spyder - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL
12:39:53 AM DarkHorizon - put them on the counter :@
12:39:53 AM Spyder - ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME *WUT
12:40:03 AM DarkHorizon - lol man tooth it just keeps getting worse and worse
12:40:16 AM Tooth - if u need to piss so bad u use the sink u think u have fucken time to move dishes u fat idiot .ma
12:40:27 AM Spyder - might as well open the front door and let 'er rip than goddamn piss all over your own dishes you suck asshole
12:41:43 AM Spyder - ffs.
12:42:07 AM Lead - when tooth dies his fucking tombstone is going to say "Quarantined"
12:42:19 AM Spyder - i'm going to piss on ur grave totlz
12:42:23 AM Spyder - whilst Lead throws shit at you
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - he wouldn't notice anything diff imo
12:42:46 AM Lead - im going to take a dump on his grave and see if a zombie hand comes up to grab it
12:42:46 AM DarkHorizon - LOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:42:51 AM Tooth - lol...
12:42:56 AM Spyder - LOLOLOLOLOL
12:43:02 AM DarkHorizon - lol goddammit
12:43:11 AM Tooth - lol cbf
12:43:29 AM Spyder - "WHAT YOU MEAN YOU GUYS HAVENT REACHED UP FROM UR GRAVE TO CLEAN SHIT OFF IT?!??!"
12:43:39 AM DarkHorizon - LOL
12:44:00 AM DarkHorizon - if tooth goes to hell they wont be able to do any punishments involving shit cuz he's pretty much unphased by it .ma
12:44:31 AM Spyder - he'll be the one coming up with shit punishments in the firstplace and volunteering to try them out
12:44:50 AM Lead - I figure tooth is how they manage to have janitors in heaven
12:45:15 AM DarkHorizon - cbf have to clean up god's log
12:45:25 AM DarkHorizon - i bet he makes pretty big poops
12:45:36 AM Spyder - cbf even jesus wanting to be nailed to a cross before digging out his own cloggery
12:46:13 AM Lead - wonder if he dumped in the holy grail if he'd choose being let off the cross if it meant he had to hand clean it
12:46:43 AM DarkHorizon - cbf almost 3am
12:47:08 AM Spyder - duno if i can sleep now with someone like tooth running about
12:47:42 AM DarkHorizon - http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c382/edaven/stripperbulldog.jpg ..s
12:48:29 AM Spyder - i like u do u like me *YAY
12:48:32 AM Lead - pretty much people like tooth make me believe that humanity is failed
12:48:50 AM Lead - even have things such as toilets and he'll still jump at chance to play with his shit
12:49:04 AM Spyder - i highly doubt God intended man, image of himself, to be digging after their own shit
12:50:01 AM Spyder - no wonder Jesus doesnt want to redecend *eek
12:50:06 AM DarkHorizon - or pissing on their dishe
12:50:07 AM DarkHorizon - s
12:50:12 AM Spyder - people like tooth wanting to shake his hand and such
12:50:16 AM Spyder - and feed him ;L
12:50:29 AM Lead - and he was on good morning america
12:50:37 AM Spyder - LOL
12:50:46 AM DarkHorizon - lol cbf ever shake tooths hand knowing all this
12:50:49 AM Lead - we're doomed, the experiment that is man has failed *moth
12:50:58 AM Spyder - one day tooth is going to find himself on YouTube in a video featuring him doing something like this *eek
12:51:03 AM Lead - tooth is the downfall of us all
12:51:13 AM DarkHorizon - well monkeys throw their own shit all the time
12:51:13 AM Lead - Tooth Cleans House
12:51:23 AM DarkHorizon - tooth just hasn't progressed past that stage of evolution *Q
12:51:35 AM Spyder - tooth is about as close to de-evolution as there can be...all he needs to do is just THROW the shit in his hands
12:51:37 AM DarkHorizon - he still has some of those genes floating around inside imo
12:52:10 AM Spyder - werez totlz
12:52:17 AM Spyder - figure all this shit-talk has made him mighty hungry at this point
12:52:23 AM DarkHorizon - prob digging up a brown treasure from his toilet bowl