Soundwave
05-29-2006, 12:50 PM
Well, during a warm summer's noon I was playing Gore, minding my own business, getting raped by Cow every other round... when suddenly... a Russian idiot joined. He started talking shit (literally because his english sucks ass) and so I promptly mocked him as I've done to so many others in Gore. He then went on the offensive, seeing that I had owned him with words, he challenged me to a one on one. Me, being on dial-up, and being a raging pussy, of course dodged for quite some time. Finally I told him to make the server, but alas, I just wanted him to leave. But I knew he would return, so I was going to make sure I would be at my best... and so I restarted my computer because it had been acting up. Low and behold, my father had set up a scandisk for our massive C drive... and so it took 2 hours to finish (whilst I watched a cheeky documentary on lions). When I returned, Cow was more than happy to tell me that I beat the Russian in a one on one. I was confused for a moment... but then realised that Xena had stepped in my place and whipped him. So, in other words, thank you Xena.